The daily dialogues from the Kennedy-Maggi emails

I have just got to share this hilarious exchange of emails Pat Kennedy and I have been sending each other. We have been doing this for two days, and I just laugh hysterically every single time I open up an email!

To set this up for you, let me tell you how this got going. I have been helping him with his blog for his practice… and in communication with it we had been emailing all of this stuff 20 times a day back and forth and back and forth. . So yesterday morning (Thursday morning) I get this very first email: and it just snowballed from there…. So for two days Pat and I have been sending these emails about NOTHING….

I hope that you enjoy this as much as I have. (I don’t know how long we are going to keep this up, but this is most recent exchange!!) ENJOY!

  Is it done yet?

You  know that they are cutting down a tree outside my office window today??? Just thought that I would let you know!

Well I ate oatmeal!

Oh yea, well my feet are cold.

Well I would never intentionally stick a sharp pin under my fingernail

echinoderms have spiny skins...

  Perms smell

ear wax can be yellow or orange

Last time I went to Florida the sun was out...it was hot...real hot and at night the sun went down

so! That doesn't mean I can't like apples!!!!

So ears continue to get bigger as you age

That has nothing to do with thick toenails!

 

Well if you are going to teach our next generation you might as well know that toenails do not have anything in common with a person's eye color.

you are right, that is why I like peanut butter

Speaking of peanut butter my favorite car is the BMW 525 i.

yea I am totally into pink candles too.

Like that has anything to do with the survivors being buried in mass graves after the train wreck

Are you serious? I had no idea that dinosaurs did not poop!

:) You might be just glaring at your screen trying to figure out what the heck you have just been reading… I don’t blame you. Dennis does not get the humor either but I am a huge fan of random information!!!! Hope you laughed a little. . . .